remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post
and now to this day people still think he said it
that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
"if you give half a shit about me Mickey…"
"half. don’t do this.”