toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
we’re up all night to get laxatives for this horrible diarrhea
if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade
if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.
Me waitin for the little green man so I can cross the street
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]